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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:04

Still no good.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are American women so ugly nowadays?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
No way
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Is The Switch 2’s #2 Launch Game - Forbes
Thumbs down again.
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Here's One Reason To Buy A Lucid Air Over A Tesla Or Rivian - InsideEVs
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance